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PlasticSpanner · 01-09-2006, 01:29 PM

How do you like yours?

I'm sitting here eating plain old salted peanuts wishing they were Cashews!

Corry · 01-09-2006, 01:32 PM

Well, since you are a squirrel, you shouldn't care what kinda nuts they are!

And I'm gonna refrain from repeating any more of the jokes that are in my mind right now.

PlasticSpanner · 01-09-2006, 01:35 PM

What jokes can there possibly be about Nuts?

Corry · 01-09-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by PlasticSpanner

What jokes can there possibly be about Nuts?

Hertz van Rental · 01-09-2006, 02:01 PM

I like my nuts just the way they are.

ferny · 01-09-2006, 02:02 PM

Roasted and salted pistachio's. Can't get the shells off fast enough. Peanuts are nice (can't beat salty nuts), and brazil nut toffee....

Hertz van Rental · 01-09-2006, 02:53 PM

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

duncanp · 01-09-2006, 03:04 PM

it this meant to be a joke?

to keeep their nuts dry?

Fate · 01-09-2006, 03:17 PM

i gota go for the good old roasted pistachio's. mmmm toasty nuts

KevinR · 01-09-2006, 03:31 PM

Dry roasted peanuts
Cashews
Peanuts in the shell
macadamian

Ah hell, I like nuts. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Fate · 01-09-2006, 03:54 PM

Damn right! Nuts rule!

LaFoto · 01-09-2006, 04:15 PM

Chris, if there were cashews next to you AND I .... there would soon not be one cashew left for you!

Rob · 01-09-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Hertz van Rental

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

So they don't get their nuts wet?

Hertz van Rental · 01-09-2006, 04:52 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Rob

So they don't get their nuts wet?

Boom! Boom!

What does it mean if your nuts are brown and wrinkled?

(PS Rob. Haven't forgotten)

Rob · 01-09-2006, 05:00 PM

Dunno, that you're over 50?

Unimaxium · 01-09-2006, 05:06 PM

I like peanuts with lots of salt. Walnuts are good too.

bace · 01-09-2006, 05:20 PM

Peanuts aren't actually a nut.

Rob · 01-09-2006, 05:26 PM

Bace knows his leguminous bushes from his nuts!

PlasticSpanner · 01-09-2006, 05:27 PM

You'll be saying walnuts don't grow on walls next!

photogoddess · 01-09-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by PlasticSpanner

You'll be saying walnuts don't grow on walls next!

01-09-2006, 01:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
PlasticSpanner TPF Junkie! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 4,089 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	NUTS! How do you like yours? I'm sitting here eating plain old salted peanuts wishing they were Cashews! __________________ I'm a Negative Person. My PhotoBucket MSN

01-09-2006, 01:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious TPF Subscriber Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 20,676 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	Well, since you are a squirrel, you shouldn't care what kinda nuts they are! And I'm gonna refrain from repeating any more of the jokes that are in my mind right now. __________________ To The Core ~~~~~ Baseball time is here again/ You can catch it all on WGN! So stamp your feet and clap your hands/ Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans! We’re singing now . . . Go, Cubs, go/ Go, Cubs, go! Hey, Chicago, what do you say/ The Cubs are gonna win today! ~~~~~

01-09-2006, 01:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
PlasticSpanner TPF Junkie! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 4,089 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	What jokes can there possibly be about Nuts? __________________ I'm a Negative Person. My PhotoBucket MSN

01-09-2006, 01:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious TPF Subscriber Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 20,676 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	Quote: Originally Posted by PlasticSpanner What jokes can there possibly be about Nuts? __________________ To The Core ~~~~~ Baseball time is here again/ You can catch it all on WGN! So stamp your feet and clap your hands/ Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans! We’re singing now . . . Go, Cubs, go/ Go, Cubs, go! Hey, Chicago, what do you say/ The Cubs are gonna win today! ~~~~~

01-09-2006, 02:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
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01-09-2006, 02:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
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01-09-2006, 02:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Hertz van Rental Dilute to taste TPF Subscriber Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seeing things a little more clearly Posts: 15,187	Why do squirrels swim on their backs? __________________ See Janet complain that John is putting on weight. See Janet complain that John's penis is getting smaller. See John explain that it's because he is accelerating towards the speed of light. from Janet and John Get Physical Meet up 2009?

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duncanp TPF Junkie! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hemel, UK! Posts: 3,252 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	it this meant to be a joke? to keeep their nuts dry? __________________ -Duncan Philpott- Flickr Website

01-09-2006, 03:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fate TPF Junkie! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England - Worcestershire Posts: 1,603 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	i gota go for the good old roasted pistachio's. mmmm toasty nuts __________________ Just blame me........ its all Fate. Shadow Photography Things just got darker

01-09-2006, 03:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
KevinR TPF Junkie! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 1,206	Dry roasted peanuts Cashews Peanuts in the shell macadamian Ah hell, I like nuts. Not that there's anything wrong with that. __________________ Nikon D200 Nikon N90 Nikon FM2 Tamron 17-50 2.8 Tamron 28-75 2.8 Sigma 70-200 2.8 SB-800 LightSphere II Cloud Osram off camera flash Alien Bees lighting set-up http://kevinridgephoto.eblogs.com/

01-09-2006, 03:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fate TPF Junkie! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England - Worcestershire Posts: 1,603 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	Damn right! Nuts rule! __________________ Just blame me........ its all Fate. Shadow Photography Things just got darker

01-09-2006, 04:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
LaFoto Just Corinna in real life TPF Subscriber Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Lower Saxony, Germany Posts: 29,118 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	Chris, if there were cashews next to you AND I .... there would soon not be one cashew left for you! __________________ www.Corinna-me-myself-i.blogspot.com

01-09-2006, 04:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
Rob TPF Junkie! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London Posts: 6,217	Quote: Originally Posted by Hertz van Rental Why do squirrels swim on their backs? So they don't get their nuts wet? __________________ Oi Guv'nor! London Meetup - November 2006 Internationales Fotografentreffen Deutschland - 2008

01-09-2006, 04:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
Hertz van Rental Dilute to taste TPF Subscriber Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seeing things a little more clearly Posts: 15,187	Quote: Originally Posted by Rob So they don't get their nuts wet? Boom! Boom! What does it mean if your nuts are brown and wrinkled? (PS Rob. Haven't forgotten) __________________ See Janet complain that John is putting on weight. See Janet complain that John's penis is getting smaller. See John explain that it's because he is accelerating towards the speed of light. from Janet and John Get Physical Meet up 2009?

01-09-2006, 05:00 PM	#15 (permalink)
Rob TPF Junkie! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London Posts: 6,217	Dunno, that you're over 50? __________________ Oi Guv'nor! London Meetup - November 2006 Internationales Fotografentreffen Deutschland - 2008

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Unimaxium TPF Junkie! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Northeastern University, originally from Philly Posts: 2,682 My Photos Are OK to Edit	I like peanuts with lots of salt. Walnuts are good too.

01-09-2006, 05:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
bace TPF Junkie! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Right Behind You Posts: 3,785 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	Peanuts aren't actually a nut. __________________ www.bacemedia.com/blog www.baceblog.com

01-09-2006, 05:26 PM	#18 (permalink)
Rob TPF Junkie! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London Posts: 6,217	Bace knows his leguminous bushes from his nuts! __________________ Oi Guv'nor! London Meetup - November 2006 Internationales Fotografentreffen Deutschland - 2008

01-09-2006, 05:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
PlasticSpanner TPF Junkie! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 4,089 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	You'll be saying walnuts don't grow on walls next! __________________ I'm a Negative Person. My PhotoBucket MSN

01-09-2006, 06:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
photogoddess TPF Junkie! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Lala Land Posts: 6,212 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit	Quote: Originally Posted by PlasticSpanner You'll be saying walnuts don't grow on walls next! __________________ I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see.

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