The Pants Game!

[That One Guy]

may the pants be with you

[TPF Sponsor]

[invisible]

"Here's looking at your pants, kid." - Rick Blaine, Casablanca

[Rhys]

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all pants are created equal;

[Phranquey]

Minds are like pants. They only function when they are open.

Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)

[nealjpage]

Up yours, pants.

-Little old lady in Blazing Saddles

[Antarctican]

You can't handle the pants! (A Few Good Pants. I mean, A Few Good Men)

[Hertz van Rental]

I came, I saw, I put my pants on.

[Antarctican]

"Fe fi fo fum, I smell the pants of an Englishman." (Jack and the Beanstalk)

[kundalini]

"Hey look! Pants. It is a party!"

"Mind your distance though, Those pants can be a bit dodgy, you wouldn't want one of them to pop." - Dory and Bruce from Finding Nemo

[Hertz van Rental]

All Canadians are pants.

[Antarctican]

(Hertz - what's the source of that one???? )



Hey kundalini...using your signature we get:

And the pants came down
All the way to Hell
Never saw them when they're standing
Never saw them when they fell

The Traveling Wilbury's / Tweeter and the Monkey Man / Vol. I (1988)

[kundalini]

..been known to happen.... at least once or twice....

[Antarctican]

We could use Hertz's present signature too, and get:

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her pants. Have sex with them and you're in."

[Hertz van Rental]

'All Canadians are pants' isn't a quote, it's a fact of life

[Antarctican]