The Pants Game!

[Antarctican]

Resurrecting here something we used to do in Uni when bored.

Just take your favourite (or I guess it could be any) quote from a book, movie, television show, song, etc and insert the word 'pants' at some point where it will be funny.


For example:

Get your stinkin' pants off me you damn dirty ape! (Planet of the Apes)

I'll get you my pretty, and your little pants, too! (Wizard of Oz)

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...lend me your pants! (Julius Caesar)

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[Chris of Arabia]

In pants, no one can hear you scream... (Alien)

[kundalini]

Did you mean to put those pants together like that or did they just kinda fall out? - Hank Hill from King of the Hill

Say hello to my little pants! - Tony Montana from Scarface

[Antarctican]

"Pants? We don't need no stinking pants!" (Blazing Saddles, parodying The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

[nealjpage]

We're gonna need a bigger pants. -- Sheriff Brode in Jaws.

[Chris of Arabia]

The Wind-Up Pants Chronicle - Murakami

[invisible]

"Show me the pants!" (Jerry Maguire)

[Chris of Arabia]

Pants Fiction - Tarantino

[Antarctican]

I feel the need - the need for pants (Top Gun)

[Chris of Arabia]

You can call me Dad, you can call me Father, you can call me Jacob and you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty old son-of-a-bitch, but if you EVER call me Pants again, I'll finish this fight - John Wayne, Big Jake

[Steph]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody pants off! - Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) Italian Job (1969)

[Alpha]

It puts the pants on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again

Guess

[Chris of Arabia]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody pants off! - Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) Italian Job (1969)

Finally, one that actually made me laugh...

[Alpha]

That was the most fun I've ever had without pants.

Annie Hall

[That One Guy]

trick us again,child, and your pants will be legendary even in Hell. (Hellraiser II)