van Rental's pointless trivia quiz

[Hertz van Rental]

The rules are quite simple - I make them up as I go along but you have to play by them.
Gameplay is equally simple so you should be able to figure it out without me having to spoon feed you.

Janet has some apples. John has twice as many apples as Janet less the difference in their ages.
If John gives Albert half his apples plus two of Janet's, what does John get in return?

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[Antarctican]

A 'date' with Janet?




Apple Pie?

[kundalini]

I was thinking 'pie' as well, but perhaps not apple.

[Ls3D]

What he gets is herpes for not knowing Janet was a carrier. This public service announcement brought to you by Trojan, and the letters H & J.

[Hertz van Rental]

Well, Albert gets a six month suspended sentence for receiving stolen goods...

[ViceOfFire]

Hahahaha nice. But what happens when he gets off this sentence?

Oh and Hertz... You have been forewarned (well not really the "fore" part), you've just gained a stalker here on TPF... Yes I shall be watching your every move and admiring your every photograph .

[Hertz van Rental]

Please don't do that or I shall be forced to change my name to Alpha Too

[kundalini]

... what does John get in return?

For snitching on Albert, John is only given a very stern talking to by the constable. Of course, 2 hours after leaving the precinct Alberts' mates give John a once over.

Janet, on the other hand, gets 30 days plus a fine for outstanding warrants.

[Antarctican]

I'm waiting for today's useless trivia question. Hertz? Don't leave a girl hanging.

[Hertz van Rental]

What tends to get longer if you play with it?

[Battou]

threads like this one

[Hertz van Rental]

D'oh!

[Battou]

Well...The gutterminded entry was too obvious, Had to find a back door.

[Hertz van Rental]

You are all like putty in my hands...

[Antarctican]

Silly?