Strip snap

[Hertz van Rental]

Me being me, I have come up with the ultimate in pointless games: strip snap.
It's just what it says on the box.
Post a card (for example Queen of Spades).
The next player then posts a card.
If that card is the same as the preceding card then the first player to declare 'snap' wins the round.
All the other players lose and must take off an item of clothing.
But if the card is different then play continues until someone plays a matching card and 'snap' is declared.
When everyone is naked the winner is the last person wearing socks (on their feet, please. Wearing them anywhere else is cheating).

I would go first* but I'm far too busy installing web cams. Economic pressures compel me to request that only girls play.

The rest of you can watch and enjoy the game live on my website. Membership $50 per day.
No refunds.

Rules:

1) HvR makes the rules (up as he goes along, usually).
2) HvR does not have to play - at least, not by the rules.
3) HvR can only play Jokers - if he plays at all.
4) No-one else has any Jokers.
5) HvR always wins.
6) Canadian dollars are not accepted.

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[Antarctican]

I don't know that the game is 'pointless'. Between cold weather and the excitement of the game and all....

[Hertz van Rental]

Well, it has a point for me as I get to make lots of money...
Did I just say that out loud? Damn!

[Antarctican]

You're assuming, of course, that you'll be paid in a currency of value. Like Canadian dollars/bucks, for instance
.

[Hertz van Rental]

That's the first time I have ever seen 'value' and 'Canadian dollars' used in the same sentence in a positive way.
I think you left out the word 'no'.
And I only accept Euros or gold

[Antarctican]

Well, assuming you're the 'knave of hearts' (put that tart down, I say!), I also have 'Jack'. So.....


(Do I get to request the item of clothing you doff? I think you tend to go commando, so I can just ask that you drop trou.)

(Hey, why are all the other players running away screaming???!)

[Hertz van Rental]

Read the rules, please.

[Antarctican]

Pffffft! Rules are like instruction manuals...never read 'em.


EDIT: OMG, I see you've added rules to your initial post. So, what have you got against loonies?*



(*"Loonies" being the term used for Canadian dollars. Not Canadians themselves. Despite what Hertz may say)

[Hertz van Rental]

The rules were there to start with - you must be rule blind.
A common complaint.

I can see where that term comes from:
"Oh, look! A whole load of loonies and they are trying to buy things with Canadian dollars."

[Antarctican]

Oh go pound.....sterling. (I was going to say 'sand', but decided to rise above the fray )

[Hertz van Rental]

You're Canadian. You can't rise above anything!

[Antarctican]

I can rise above the landscape. Which you won't, right?

[Hertz van Rental]

If God had meant us to fly he'd have built us like 747's and not like penguins

[Antarctican]

Dang. Good response.

Go fish.



Oops, wrong game. And it's not 'poker', right? Old Maid maybe?

[Hertz van Rental]

Psst! No-one else seems to be posting in here. Are they shy, do you think?