Corupt a wish

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but then the thread dies and everyone is sad.

I wish MORE people were addicted to this thread!

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[HannahRebekah]

Buuuuutt, now you've jinxed it. If she replies, then she's granted your wish. But then she has to corrupt it somehow, like never coming back or something. QUICK, make another wish!!

[Aye-non Oh-non Imus]

Granted, but unfortunately you are in a vegitative state. 17 years laters you wake up and Perfectly Flawed still has ignored this thread.

I wish I didn't have wet farts.

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but the dry ones that happened instead caused massive amounts of chaffing.

You forgot your wish again.

[PerfectlyFlawed]

I'm just waiting for Perfectly Flawed to jump in here. She seems to be stalking the thread.

Boo! LOL miss me? haha

oh yeah... the wish...hmm.

.. I wish the fish tank would clean itself...eh.

[PerfectlyFlawed]

Granted, but the dry ones that happened instead caused massive amounts of chaffing.

You forgot your wish again.

aw shiz.

I wish I wasn't beat tired.

Wish granted!
But.. now you're wired for sound.haha. And you cant stop cleaning!

EDIT: Wish... I wish.... I had a super yummy plate of homemade Italian food! Im starvin! LOL

[Josh220]

You forgot your wish again.

aw shiz.

I wish I wasn't beat tired.

Wish granted!
But.. now you're wired for sound.haha. And you cant stop cleaning!

EDIT: Wish... I wish.... I had a super yummy plate of homemade Italian food! Im starvin! LOL

Wish granted. But instead of marinara sauce they accidentally used ketchup.

I wish that Mr. Clean would trade his spray bottle for an AK-47 and go to town on a big pile of stupids. This forum could use a little thinning out and Darwin is taking too long.

[icassell]

Wish granted, but you get nailed in friendly fire.

I wish autofocus and exposure would get it right on my camera every time.

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but your camera's interpretation of 'right' is just SLIGHTLY different from yours, and you never end up with a truly good shot ever again.

I wish that it doesn't rain for the wedding on Saturday.

[icassell]

Granted, but you get oobleck instead
Oobleck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I wish my wildlife photographs were good enough for National Geographic.

[Josh220]

Granted, but you get oobleck instead
Oobleck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I wish my wildlife photographs were good enough for National Geographic.

Wish granted but they use them as examples of what not to do.

(Not serious of course)

I wish the 70-200 VRII was more affordable like the VRI.

[icassell]

Wish granted, but then they go on back-order and you won't be able to get one ...

I wish I could afford the Canon 500mm f/4 with Wimberly Head ...

[Antarctican]

Granted, but then your Canon body/ies get stolen.

I wish someone would weed and plant my garden for me

[Josh220]

Granted, but then your Canon body/ies get stolen.

I wish someone would weed and plant my garden for me

Granted, but they take "plant" and "weed" literally and you get arrested for possession with intent to sell and distribute.

I wish my throat didn't feel "wrong". (It's not quite sore, but it's not comfortable either....)

Granted, but at the price of no more BJ's for the hubby. (May be a worse scenario for him)

I wish Finals were done already.

[icassell]

Granted, but now you're on 'creativity overload' and can't find time to eat or sleep.

I wish I had a faster computer.