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    During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

    ... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

    "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

    The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
    Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

    The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

    Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

    Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

    The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

    Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

    "Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

    The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

    Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.
    The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

    But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

    "Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

    "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."
    "gravity, it's not just a good idea it's the law"

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    I've reconsidered my idea to buy cheap monkeys.

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    Solar activity is very low. None of the sunspots on the Earthside of the sun is actively erupting, and NOAA forecasters estimate no more than a 1% chance of M-class flares during the next 24 hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mishele View Post
    cgipson1 is sexy!!!!
    Damn.. I just NOW saw this... and almost fell out of my chair! For the fair Mishele to call me sexy.... means that she may have had one too many Long Island Iced Teas, or some such! lol!

    (I am SERIOUSLY going to dream about you tonight, milady!)

    And YES.. I know this is a NONSENSE post thread.. DARN IT! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgriz View Post
    I've reconsidered my idea to buy cheap monkeys.
    I wouldn't mind a pet monkey.

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    I thought solar activity was actually quite high right now...or at least very recently.

 

 
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