The Ban the person above you game!!

[Hertz van Rental]

...you are so treading on thin ice...

That's global warming for you.

[TPF Sponsor]

[Antarctican]

No, that's Canadian "Justice" for you.



Banned for 'breaking the ice'

[Hertz van Rental]

So which one is the judge and which one is you?

[Antarctican]

Clearly I'm in the top left corner, and the Judge is on the far right meting out the sentence. Which makes you....the one doing an imitation of an olive in a 'shaken not stirred' martini.

[Hertz van Rental]

Actually, I'm several thousand miles away. You should have gone to Specsavers.

[Antarctican]

Banned because 'boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses'.

[Hertz van Rental]

Because it means that the glasses are empty.
Your turn to buy a round.



Go on. Say 'a round what?'

[Antarctican]

A round.... to it?

Sure, I'll get a round....to it, eventually. I don't like to be rushed

[Hertz van Rental]

Keep eating those florentines and toffee crisps and you'll get round all right.

[Antarctican]

Damn you! How did you know my weight has been creeping up these last 2 weeks? [And it's you who got me hooked on the florentines and toffee crisps, so I'm blaming, and banning, you].

[Hertz van Rental]

Don't blame me - I'm just the delivery boy.

[Antarctican]

[More of a chocolate 'pusher', if you ask me!]

Delivery boy, eh? "Keep the tip". Said the showgirl etc.

[polymoog]

Delivery boy, eh? "Keep the tip". Said the showgirl etc.

Don't you want to keep the delivery boy as well?

[Antarctican]

Whaddya say, Hertz, wanna be a 'kept' man?

[Hertz van Rental]

I prefer to run wild and free through the forests and public houses.