throw something at the person below you game

[thebeginning]

no this is not violent. it is fun.

just find a creative way to catch or dodge or do whatever you want with whatever the person above you throws at you, and throw something else at the next poster. Be inventive.

I throw a large matte painting at TPBM. It is a landscape of a mountain on a sunny day in colorado (mid summer) circa 1982. It is signed by Rafael Stornbeck in the bottom right hand corner of the painting, but the signature is a bit smudged. The painting is a tad dusty, and was done in oils.

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[photographiti]

I, after recovering from being hit by a painting by TPAB, throw a stapler at TPBM. Only it's not full of staples....it's full of pixy dust, so when you 'staple' your papers, they float around the room for a while before returning to your desk. Sorry TPBM, but this doesn't mean the stapler will float in for a soft landing. look out.

[photographiti]

OUCH!! HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING STUFF!!! YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUND THROWIN STAPLERS AT ANYBODY YOU WANT TO!!! gosh...some people. I think I'll just reuse this dumb stapler and throw it at TPBM...after I staple a couple papers with it. I want to see them float .

[Artemis]

TPAM Hits me with the stapler...but I go flying up in the air because it stapled me, grab the light on the wall, and chuck it down to TPBM

[Hertz van Rental]

Ah crap! It's raining staplers again.

You know if you were to get a large, incontinent elephant and squeeze it's feet into two pairs of waders - then fill those waders with custard and get it to run around for a few days - then lock it in a small box for a week? Imagine the smell?
Well that's what I'm throwing at TPBM (the rancid, cramped elephant - not the smell)

[eggy900]

TPAM must stink, i smell the elephant from a mile off so i manage to escape. i throw a ball of thick custard at TPBM