If Jesus was a photographer what brand camera would he use?

Buckster · 10-22-2009, 08:44 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by O|||||||O

Well, it would obviously be a Canon...

He'd just chisel the image into a chunk of wood using a hammer and nails over a period of 3 days, then it would come to life and walk away while picking splinters out of it's butt crack, much like Pinocchio.

Or he'd have a talented woodpecker in a box peck out the image, like on the Flintstones.

Something like that...

Hobbes · 10-22-2009, 08:55 PM

I don't know any of you know this but religion especially the one created by this guy has held back scientific and technological development and progress so who knows maybe if he never existed we would have camera equipment that are faaar more advanced than those we are using today

DSLR noob · 10-22-2009, 09:18 PM

Jesus would use a cool new point and shoot, because it comes in exciting colors and fits in his pocket. He's hip like that.

LuckySo-n-So · 10-22-2009, 10:41 PM

As with the loaves and the fishes, Jesus would use a Holga and produce images as if it were a Hasselblad or Mamiya with a 100mp digital back and a lens with an aperture approaching f/0.

/FTW.

**Mitica100** · 10-22-2009, 11:10 PM

Jesus uses a simple, throw away film camera from Walmart. I saw him when he worked in my garden the other day!

**Mitica100** · 10-22-2009, 11:11 PM

Oh, wait... Which Jesus are we talking about here???

RyanLilly · 10-23-2009, 12:06 AM

I think a better question is: "If I were Jesus, what camera would I use?"

**UUilliam** · 10-23-2009, 01:57 AM

Human?

NiKOnSLR · 10-23-2009, 02:42 AM

NONE! It will be an invisible camera.

haring · 10-23-2009, 06:43 AM

come on guys! The camera is NOT important!!! HE would shoot with a ring flash!!!!! Something similar to this one: DIY RingFlash Mark II on Canon 5D + Canon 85mm 1.2 L and Canon 35mm 1.4 L (Beauty Ring) | Häring – Miami Wedding Photography

**usayit** · 10-23-2009, 06:57 AM

He'd use the same equipment that I use <see sig below> and be much better at it.

jack lumber · 10-23-2009, 08:25 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by musicaleCA

If Jesus were a photographer, and assuming the mythos around him is true (which it ain't but hey, whatever), he wouldn't use a camera. He wouldn't even use film. He'd perform a minor miracle every time and simply create an image on a piece of parchment of exactly what he wanted.

The shroud of Turin comes to mind.

epp_b · 10-23-2009, 08:46 AM

this one ... because, y'know, it stays on top of the water

**Big Mike** · 10-23-2009, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Or he'd have a talented woodpecker in a box peck out the image, like on the Flintstones.

Exactly what I was going to say.

SpeedTrap · 10-23-2009, 10:35 AM

He would use whatever cammera Ken Rockwell told him to..............

10-22-2009, 08:44 PM	#16
Buckster I spend too much of my life on TPF! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Northern Michigan Posts: 483 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit Thanked 26 Times in 24 Posts My Gallery: (0)	Quote: Originally Posted by O\|\|\|\|\|\|\|O Well, it would obviously be a Canon... He'd just chisel the image into a chunk of wood using a hammer and nails over a period of 3 days, then it would come to life and walk away while picking splinters out of it's butt crack, much like Pinocchio. Or he'd have a talented woodpecker in a box peck out the image, like on the Flintstones. Something like that... __________________ Your honest C&C is always welcome and appreciated. "Photography's never been merely about photographing what you could see; it's always been about photographing what you wanted to see." ~ Ctein

10-22-2009, 08:55 PM	#17
Hobbes I spend too much of my life on TPF! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 913 My Photos Are OK to Edit Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts My Gallery: (0)	I don't know any of you know this but religion especially the one created by this guy has held back scientific and technological development and progress so who knows maybe if he never existed we would have camera equipment that are faaar more advanced than those we are using today __________________

10-22-2009, 11:10 PM	#20
Mitica100 Temporarily banned for life Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ahwatukee, AZ Posts: 8,707 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts My Gallery: (5)	Jesus uses a simple, throw away film camera from Walmart. I saw him when he worked in my garden the other day! __________________ Member of LHSA (Leica Historical Society of America) Dimitri's_Collectibles

10-22-2009, 11:11 PM	#21
Mitica100 Temporarily banned for life Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ahwatukee, AZ Posts: 8,707 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit Thanked 9 Times in 9 Posts My Gallery: (5)	Oh, wait... Which Jesus are we talking about here??? __________________ Member of LHSA (Leica Historical Society of America) Dimitri's_Collectibles

10-23-2009, 01:57 AM	#23
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10-22-2009, 09:18 PM	#18
DSLR noob TPF Junkie! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,482 My Photos Are OK to Edit Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post My Gallery: (0)	Jesus would use a cool new point and shoot, because it comes in exciting colors and fits in his pocket. He's hip like that.

10-22-2009, 10:41 PM	#19
LuckySo-n-So I spend too much of my life on TPF! Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Posts: 444 My Photos Are OK to Edit Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts My Gallery: (0)	As with the loaves and the fishes, Jesus would use a Holga and produce images as if it were a Hasselblad or Mamiya with a 100mp digital back and a lens with an aperture approaching f/0. /FTW.

10-23-2009, 12:06 AM	#22
RyanLilly TPF Junkie! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: St. Louis, Missouri, USofA Posts: 1,332 My Photos Are NOT OK to Edit Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts My Gallery: (0)	I think a better question is: "If I were Jesus, what camera would I use?"

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10-23-2009, 06:43 AM	#25
haring TPF Noob! Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 10 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts My Gallery: (0)	come on guys! The camera is NOT important!!! HE would shoot with a ring flash!!!!! Something similar to this one: DIY RingFlash Mark II on Canon 5D + Canon 85mm 1.2 L and Canon 35mm 1.4 L (Beauty Ring) \| Häring – Miami Wedding Photography

10-23-2009, 06:57 AM	#26
usayit Sharkbait!!!! hoo ha ha Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: North New Jersey, United States of America Posts: 6,128 My Photos Are OK to Edit Thanked 30 Times in 29 Posts My Gallery: (0)	He'd use the same equipment that I use <see sig below> and be much better at it. __________________ Woohooo!!! <exits stage left> My equipment: Right Eye and Left Eye.

10-23-2009, 08:25 AM	#27
jack lumber I spend too much of my life on TPF! Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 272 My Photos Are OK to Edit Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts My Gallery: (0)	Quote: Originally Posted by musicaleCA If Jesus were a photographer, and assuming the mythos around him is true (which it ain't but hey, whatever), he wouldn't use a camera. He wouldn't even use film. He'd perform a minor miracle every time and simply create an image on a piece of parchment of exactly what he wanted. The shroud of Turin comes to mind. __________________ http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n250/bobbiel/ http://www.fotothing.com/bobbiel/

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10-23-2009, 08:46 AM	#29
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