If Jesus was a photographer what brand camera would he use?

**Buckster** · 10-22-2009 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by O|||||||O

Well, it would obviously be a Canon...

He'd just chisel the image into a chunk of wood using a hammer and nails over a period of 3 days, then it would come to life and walk away while picking splinters out of it's butt crack, much like Pinocchio.

Or he'd have a talented woodpecker in a box peck out the image, like on the Flintstones.

Something like that...

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**Hobbes** · 10-22-2009 09:55 PM

I don't know any of you know this but religion especially the one created by this guy has held back scientific and technological development and progress so who knows maybe if he never existed we would have camera equipment that are faaar more advanced than those we are using today

**DSLR noob** · 10-22-2009 10:18 PM

Jesus would use a cool new point and shoot, because it comes in exciting colors and fits in his pocket. He's hip like that.

**LuckySo-n-So** · 10-22-2009 11:41 PM

As with the loaves and the fishes, Jesus would use a Holga and produce images as if it were a Hasselblad or Mamiya with a 100mp digital back and a lens with an aperture approaching f/0.

/FTW.

**Mitica100** · 10-23-2009 12:10 AM

Jesus uses a simple, throw away film camera from Walmart. I saw him when he worked in my garden the other day!

**Mitica100** · 10-23-2009 12:11 AM

Oh, wait... Which Jesus are we talking about here???

**RyanLilly** · 10-23-2009 01:06 AM

I think a better question is: "If I were Jesus, what camera would I use?"

**UUilliam** · 10-23-2009 02:57 AM

Human?

**NiKOnSLR** · 10-23-2009 03:42 AM

NONE! It will be an invisible camera.

**haring** · 10-23-2009 07:43 AM

come on guys! The camera is NOT important!!! HE would shoot with a ring flash!!!!! Something similar to this one: DIY RingFlash Mark II on Canon 5D + Canon 85mm 1.2 L and Canon 35mm 1.4 L (Beauty Ring) | Häring – Miami Wedding Photography

**usayit** · 10-23-2009 07:57 AM

He'd use the same equipment that I use <see sig below> and be much better at it.

**jack lumber** · 10-23-2009 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by musicaleCA

If Jesus were a photographer, and assuming the mythos around him is true (which it ain't but hey, whatever), he wouldn't use a camera. He wouldn't even use film. He'd perform a minor miracle every time and simply create an image on a piece of parchment of exactly what he wanted.

The shroud of Turin comes to mind.

**epp_b** · 10-23-2009 09:46 AM

this one ... because, y'know, it stays on top of the water

**Big Mike** · 10-23-2009 09:46 AM

Or he'd have a talented woodpecker in a box peck out the image, like on the Flintstones.

Exactly what I was going to say.

**SpeedTrap** · 10-23-2009 11:35 AM

He would use whatever cammera Ken Rockwell told him to..............

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