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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    It took me all week end to compute this so please read it all. This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:
    If:
    A=1
    B=2
    C=3
    D=4
    E=5
    F=6
    G=7
    H=8
    I=9
    J=10
    K=11
    L=12
    M=13
    N=14
    O=15
    P=16
    Q=17
    R=18
    S=19
    T=20
    U=21
    V=22
    W=23
    X=24
    Y=25
    Z=26


    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    but,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    and,

    B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!
     
  2. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    bahahahahaha!!!!! Too funny! :lol:

    I think some of our members already have this figured out, though..... :bigangel:
     
  3. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    ANTISOCIAL = 103% so there are other ways.
    (using a Xerox will give you 90% and you can multiply that several times over)
     
  4. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hahahahathat's great :D I need to show this to my maths teacher :D
     

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