25 signs you've grown up

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  1. Nagala

    Nagala TPF Noob!

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    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
    door don't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
    one.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle, your stomach.
    19. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
    them instead of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
    to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
    work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
    doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
     
  2. Big Mike

    Big Mike I am Big, I am Mike Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    That is so true.
     
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    Young till I die :)
     
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    Alison Swiss Army Friend Supporting Member

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    26. You're excited to trade in a red sports car for another mini-van because you need the space
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Those were good.....

    signed, :eek:ldman: <<<----old lady here.

    But I still can dance. :sexywink:
     
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    True true :lol:
     
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    hahahahah
     
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    If that list is an accurate guide then I'm still only 19 after all these years. Woo-hoo!
     

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