50th Anniversary

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  1. drlynn

    drlynn TPF Noob!

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    An elderly couple was celebreating their 50th wedding anniversary at a nice restaurant when suddenly the man just broke down in tears.

    "What's wrong, honey?"

    "Well, I was just thinking. Remember when your father caught us making out on your porch swing?"

    "Yes, dear. What about it?"

    "Well, I never told you what happened after he sent you inside. He looked at me and said, "Boy, I'm the judge in this town. I could kill you right here and nobody would ever know. But I'm giving you 3 choices. I can shoot you dead right now, I can throw you in prison for 50 years, or you can marry my daughter."

    "Well, it all worked out. Daddy really liked you after a few years. So, why are you crying?"

    "I was just thinking. If I'd taken the jail time, I'd be getting out today!"
     
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    Thank you for the marriage guidance DrLynn!
     
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