A couple of Dumb Jokes...

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  1. airgunr

    airgunr TPF Noob!

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    So, a chicken and egg are in bed together.

    The chicken is smoking a cigarette and the egg says,

    "I guess that answers that question"

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    Why do men fart more than women?

    Because women don't keep their mouths closed long enough to let the pressure build up.

    (Sorry ladies but it made me laugh....:lol: )
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    yyyy ? in Poland this kind of jokes are called: concrete
    :p
     
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    Why don't women fart until they are married?




    Because they don't have a$$ holes until they are married. :lol:
     
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    Touche' Good one! :smileys:
     

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