A housewife takes a lover during the day...

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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball."
    Man: "That's nice."
    Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "My dad's outside."
    Man: "OK, how much?"
    Boy: "$250."

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
    and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
    Boy: "Dark in here."
    Man: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
    Man: "How much?"
    Boy: "$750."
    Man: "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."
    The priest says, "Don't start that crap again"
     
  2. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    classic!!!!!!!!!!

    :lmao:
     
  3. Verbal

    Verbal $100

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    ROFL!
     
  4. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Okay, didn't see it coming! :lol:
     
  5. clarinetJWD

    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    :lol:
    that was certainly unexpected...and I'd heard it before!
     
  6. LaFoto

    LaFoto Just Corinna in real life Staff Member Supporting Member

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    That is a good one! Must keep that in mind. (I'm notorious at forgetting jokes, but this is too good to be forgotten!!!)
     

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