A Little Humor

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  1. table1349

    table1349 Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    table1349 Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    I think this is my favorite.

    Customer: Digital isn’t real photography.
    Me: Photography has evolved quit a bit.
    Customer: No, photography is film! This digital crap is just a phase.
     
  3. fmw

    fmw No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Reminds me of a client who insisted that I shoot with a Hasselblad. I didn't have a Hasselblad at the time so did the shoot with my Mamiya RZ67 with a 6X6 back. When he saw the images he said he loved them and how right he was that they be made with a Hasselblad. I just nodded.
     
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    Kisatchie TPF Noob!

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    Some of those customers belong in the "too stupid to live" category.
     
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    smoke665 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    I like the first one, though I would have responded slightly different as a salesman:

    Customer: (early 30s male): Hey, do you guys have film here.
    Me: Oh sorry, no sir, we stopped carrying film a little while back. We have something much better now. May I show you?
    Customer: What do you mean you don’t have film!?
    Me: We are more focused on the NEW AND IMPROVED DSLRs and mirrorless, that no longer require you to purchase film. May I show you?
    Customer: What? How do you use all these cameras
    *Customer does a dramatic motion to all our cameras*
    Me: They come with a proprietary process that manufacturers an endless supply of film within the camera. You'll never have to buy film again - Isn't that great? Now if you'll step over here, I'll show you how great these new cameras are. Will you be paying cash, credit or store account?
     
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    Manual_Focus TPF Noob!

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    Maybe so, but how strange they may be. They're paying.
     

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