are talking at work... Smartie says " Hey, come to a club with us tonight!" The Marshmallow replies "Nah! I always get picked on & beaten up" Smartie "No mate! Stick with me & I'll look after you. No one messes with me!" The Marshmallow reluctantly agrees and meets the Smartie later at the night club. They are at the bar when a packet of Lockets walks in, kicks the Marshmallow to the floor & proceeds to beat him. Seeing this the Smartie dives under the nearest table & hides! After a while the Lockets get bored & move on to find another victim & the Smartie & the Marshmallow climb back to thier feet! "DAMMIT!" Says the Marshmallow "You said you'd look after me & no one messes with you!" "Yeah" says the Smartie sheepishly. " But those Lockets, they're menthol!"