A Marshmallow and a Smartie..

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  1. PlasticSpanner

    PlasticSpanner TPF Noob!

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    are talking at work...

    Smartie says " Hey, come to a club with us tonight!"
    The Marshmallow replies "Nah! I always get picked on & beaten up"
    Smartie "No mate! Stick with me & I'll look after you. No one messes with me!"

    The Marshmallow reluctantly agrees and meets the Smartie later at the night club.

    They are at the bar when a packet of Lockets walks in, kicks the Marshmallow to the floor & proceeds to beat him. Seeing this the Smartie dives under the nearest table & hides!

    After a while the Lockets get bored & move on to find another victim & the Smartie & the Marshmallow climb back to thier feet!

    "DAMMIT!" Says the Marshmallow "You said you'd look after me & no one messes with you!"

    "Yeah" says the Smartie sheepishly. " But those Lockets, they're menthol!"
     
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    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    HEY!!!!

    there is a rule around here that states only I can post awful jokes
     
  3. PlasticSpanner

    PlasticSpanner TPF Noob!

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    Yep, that's right!

    Only you do post awful jokes! :biglaugh:
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    ^^He's right, you know.
     
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    ^^HE'S right, you know.
     
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    SPAMSKANK
     

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