a new scam, ladies...

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  1. aprilraven

    aprilraven TPF Noob!

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    Ladies Beware - New Scam

    This new scam is being pulled mainly on women who are past the age of giving a running pursuit.

    What happens is that when the intended victim stops at a red light, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windshield. While he is doing this, another young, handsome athletic man opens the back door of the car, jumps in and insists the woman drive off with him to some lonely spot, where he has his way with her. They are very good at this.

    They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday. I couldn't find them on Sunday.

    plan to go look again tonight...!!!! :lol:
     
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    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    Yeah it happened five times last week to my mrs. Never saw em when i went out in the car with her :er:
     
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    :biglaugh: I bet you lost your Mace, too.....poor girl
     
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    I really can't believe this. You mean you let them get out of the car?
    What else are you going to keep in your cellar? Shame on you.
     
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    geez, i was wondering where i left my squeegee
     
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    So, Raven ... where are we meeting to find them today?

    *chugs geritol*
     
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    Don't forget your Intrinsa (female viagra). :eyebrows:
     
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    Do people really need that stuff:confused: :blushing: :sexywink: :badangel:
     
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    Good God Almighty... if there is one thing WE dont need, me or anicole, its female viagra...

    now, is there something for the flip side of that problem?? those boys wont come over and wash my car anymore... they recognize me... we gotta borrow friends cars just to get a "squeegee" feel...:lol:

    they dont make young men like they used to...cant take the heat...

    ya'll brag way too much.... dont think your up for what YOU might think you are... !!!

    oh, and just an fyi- soap burns.......:blushing:
     
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    Not me but some might. :lol:

    Funny when they worry about US keeping up. :biglaugh:

    Yeah - soap does burn! :grumpy:
     
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    hooah, my friend ... hooah ... :sexywink:

    I like 'em a little younger (legal, though) ... that way, they're trainable. Had a girl come up to me one day and say "Hey ... are you the one that used to date *Steve*?" I replied that yes, I was ... could I help her with something ... she stepped back, dropped to her knees and began to weep ....

    "THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU TAUGHT HIM!!!"



    (okay, it's a nice fantasy ... )
     
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    your so my buddy!

    you know, us girls may act different, look different.. seem different..

    but we all know that we are the ones who rule.. only the smart men seem to realize that.....

    i have never found one chick who said, man,my guy just keeps going like the energizer bunny... i wish he would just give me a rest...

    nope... not one. but i have friends who agree.. where is the battery?
     

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