A Preacher’s Donkey

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  1. Jeff Canes

    Jeff Canes No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    A man buys a donkey from a preacher. The preacher tells the man that the donkey is very unusual because he only understands certain commands. When you say hallelujah the donkey will start moving and when you say amen he will stop. The man hops on the donkey to test him out. He says hallelujah and the donkey starts walking. He then tries Amen and the donkey stops. Happily he pays the preacher for the donkey. Then he starts on his trip to explore the mountainside. He rides the donkey and views the area for hours. Finally, he is getting tired and wants to stop and rest. He realizes he has forgotten the commands so he starts yelling stop, whoa and nothing works. He sees that he is reaching the mountain edge and begins to panic and starts to pray. Dear God, please stop this donkey in Jesus name. Amen. Just as the donkey is about to take the final step off the mountain, he stops. The man in deep relief wipes his brow and shouts in his loudest voice, hallelujah.
     
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    terrible story :LOL:
     
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    One smart @$$, err... I meant donkey!
     
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    Thanks for making me laugh Jeff. :mrgreen:
     
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