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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    ....of the cheesiness of the subscribers forum....


    A Halloween Joke:



    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of
    an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

    FASTER...

    FASTER...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    BUMP...

    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. >However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    clappity-BUMP...

    on his heels as the terrified man runs.

    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

    Bumping and clapping toward him.

    The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

    and,

    hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
















    The coffin stops........
     
  2. clarinetJWD

    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    That was LostProphet, wasn't it?
     
  3. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Sure was. :p
     
  4. thebeginning

    thebeginning TPF Noob!

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    i love this type of joke :)
     
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    :scratch:
     
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    oldnavy170 TPF Noob!

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    Ok, that one made me laugh!! :lol:
     
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    midget patrol TPF Noob!

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    say it out loud.



    :biglaugh:

    :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
     
  8. GoM

    GoM TPF Noob!

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    Wow

    I want to murder kittens
     
  9. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Know you don't, you like cats. :p
     
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    ShootHoops TPF Noob!

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    blonde moment? :lol:
     
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    midget patrol TPF Noob!

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    Funny, you sure don't look blonde from your avatar...

    :p
     
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    GoM TPF Noob!

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    Says the one with the dog

    BURN BABY, BURN
     

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