A smart blonde joke for a change

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  1. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

    Jun 13, 2003
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    Wigan, Lancashire
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    A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She
    says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to
    borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of
    security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new

    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
    everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
    collateral for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good
    laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against
    a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
    Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,
    which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very
    happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
    very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
    checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is,
    why would you bother to borrow£5,000?"

    The blonde replies...

    "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41
    and expect it to be there when I return?"
  2. karissa

    karissa The Untitled

    Mar 11, 2004
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    Probably at work... *yawn*
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    :lmao: I love it!

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