An oldie but a goodie

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  1. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    The Beer Prayer

    Our lager,

    Which art in barrels,

    Hallowed be thy drink.

    I will be drunk,

    At home as in the tavern.

    Give us this day our foamy head,

    And forgive us our spillages,

    As we forgive those who spill against us.

    And lead us not to incarceration,

    But deliver us from hangovers.

    For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.

    Forever and ever,

    Barmen
     
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    tr0gd0o0r TPF Noob!

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    I finally get an email account that has effective spam blocking, and now i have to read them here anyway. :(
     
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    that sounds like the prayer i hear the hubby saying everyday :lol:
     
  4. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    :D Told you it was an old un
     
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    holy Heineken :shock: :cheers: :drunk:
     
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    A man of German origin, the country that makes the absolute best beer in the world drinks a Dutch beer? Aufhoren mit der scheise!
    Gotta admit there's nothing wrong with Heineken though.
    Darrens post could upset some religious types although I guess it all depends on ones beliefs and I believe I'll have another beer!
     
  7. MDowdey

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    not to start a religious battle, but...


    i think god has a great sense of humor, take the L.A. Clippers for example...


    md
     
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    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    INCOMING! :pissed:
     
  9. MDowdey

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    md
     
  10. havoc

    havoc Jedi something or other

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    Not only does he/she have a sense of humor, but its a sadistic one at that.....

    The Portland Trailblazers
    The Chicago Cubs
    Boston Red Sox
    The Evil Empire (this is one reason he/she is so sadistic)
    Big boobs that are covered by unflattering bra's
    drooping boobs
    Thongs on fat chicks
    stupid criminal stories
    CATS
    George Lucas making the first 3 Star Wars movies less then spectacular.
    The Matrix ending sucking arse
    Arnold as the Govenator of Caleefornea (misspelled on purpose)
    A man with a "C" average in college becoming the Pres. of the US (George Bush)
    Love
    Etc Etc Etc..........................

    I could go on, but i think i said enough......
    :bigangel: :fangs: :gun: :headbang:

    P.S. I think Sid's grenade just hit! LOL
     
  11. vonnagy

    vonnagy have kiwi, will travel...

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    speaking of religion...
    I received one of those chain emails with creepy bible verses:

    hehehe - mdowdy and you can't censor me cause that there's biblical, hehehe, people get real touchy if ya censor the word of God!

    Theres some interestin' reading in that there bible book...
     
  12. Darfion

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    [holds back joke about a nun and an alsatian] :shock:
     

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