Another old chestnut

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  1. Darfion

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    We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

    10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877

    8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?" - Bill Clinton,1999

    And number 1 . . . drum roll.........................

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, March 19, 2003

    Right. Your turn.

    One from me:

    "watch it! you'll have some f_____'s eye out with that." - King Harold, 1066
     
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    I'v just had to spit a mouthfull of tea back in the cup :lmao: :lol:

    Heres mine: (swallow) What the f--- are cyanide capsules anyway? - Adolf Hitler

    Like the new Avitar :)
     
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    "I haven't got a f______ clue." - Miss Marples
     
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    "Did that girl just make out with me...and the leave? What f___ing b!tch!!" - me last night
     
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    "it's a f______ skin condition - Michael Jackson
     
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    " I think jar jar binks is a f____ing good idea" - George Lucus
     
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    "what the f____ do you mean there is no weapons of mass destruction???
    * george w. bush *
     
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    Lmao, that's great! Tried not to laugh too loud, considering it's 2:30 am. :)
     
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    "Where the f___ are we?" - Christopher Columbus
     
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    what the f____ kind of defense is " if the gloves dont fit, you must aquit.."
    - american people after o.j. trial...
     
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    "F___, that hurts!" -- Nancy Kerrigan

    "Dragon? The f___ you say!" -- St. George's squire

    "Oh.... f___...." -- Louis Slotin

    Louis Slotin is the guy that slipped while tickling the dragon's tail for work on the Manhattan Project. I really feel for the guy. He saved several co-workers' lives by reaching in and re-separating the two Uranium hemispheres but received a lethal dose of radiation in the process and died over the next five days. I can only imagine what was going through his head.

    "We shall go on to the end, we shall f___ in France, we shall f___ on the seas and oceans, we shall f___ with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall f___ on the beaches, we shall f___ on the landing grounds, we shall f___ in the fields and in the streets, we shall f___ in the hills; we shall never surrender..." -- Winston Churchill
     
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    As Billy Connolly once said.......

    Find me another word as effective as F___ and I'll happily use it! :lol:
     

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