Are you smart enough for the 3rd grade?

airgunr · Jun 17, 2004

A first grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having trouble
with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry
what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart
for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade
and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
the third grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer
office, the teacher explained to the principal what
the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any questions, he was to go back to the first grade
and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take
the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third grade should know. The principal looks
at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the third grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions?" The Principal and Harry both agree.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs"

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a
question!
Harry replied: "Pockets"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
liquid?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Harry: "Coconut"

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms. Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Harry: "Yep"

Ms. Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: "Tent"

Ms. Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Ms. Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"

Ms. Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow"

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with a "F" and ends in a
"K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth grade, I got the last
ten questions wrong myself."

:lol: