Arkansas Farm Boy

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Jeff Canes, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. Jeff Canes

    Jeff Canes No longer a newbie, moving up!

    Joined:
    May 19, 2003
    Messages:
    6,190
    Likes Received:
    22
    Location:
    Hollywood, FLA USA
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos OK to edit
    An Arkansas farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.

    A young boy about 9 opened the door.

    "Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked.

    "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied.

    "He went into town."

    Well said the farmer, is yer Mom here?"

    "No, sir, she ain't here neither.She went into town with Pa."

    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

    "He went with Mom and Pa."

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

    "Is there sumpthin I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I kin take a message fer Pa."

    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting
    my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

    The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that", he finally conceded. "If it helps any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."
     
  2. Xmetal

    Xmetal TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2004
    Messages:
    2,351
    Likes Received:
    29
    Location:
    Newcastle, Australia
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos OK to edit
    bahahhaa! Rednecks!! :lol:
     
  3. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2003
    Messages:
    25,343
    Likes Received:
    2,090
    Location:
    In the mental ward of this forum
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    Not rednecks - country folk. They tend to be pragmatic. :lmao:
     
  4. hobbes28

    hobbes28 Incredible Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2004
    Messages:
    4,807
    Likes Received:
    41
    Location:
    at work...
    Them's hillbillies down thar in Are Kansas. (I was born there if anyone wants to get testy... ;))
     
  5. Nikon Fan

    Nikon Fan TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2004
    Messages:
    3,524
    Likes Received:
    49
    The only ones you could get "testy" with are your brothers and sisters :lol:
     
  6. aprilraven

    aprilraven TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2005
    Messages:
    5,135
    Likes Received:
    190
    Location:
    location, location
    my goawd a mighty... i leave for few weeks and you go to pickin' on me...

    by the way, that baby is nineteen already! :lmao:

    (cant believe anicole let this pass without a comment.....)

    love the joke.....hey hobbes, i didnt knowd you was an arkie! hey cuz, how are you??? howz your momma and dem? you sure went a fur piece, 'eh?
     
  7. hobbes28

    hobbes28 Incredible Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2004
    Messages:
    4,807
    Likes Received:
    41
    Location:
    at work...
    I shore was borned in Fordyce and still have kin in Fayetteville, Carthage and Camden. I's done beened all o'er them thar hills. :mrgreen:
     
  8. LizM

    LizM TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2004
    Messages:
    823
    Likes Received:
    11
    Location:
    Heart of the Heart of Dixie
    Funny! But you can tell a "redneck" didn't write it. The farmer never would have said such a thing to a child. He would have just told him something like "Don't worry about it son. Just somethin' I need to speak with yore Paw about. Tell him to holler at me as soon as he gets back would ya?"
     
  9. mygrain

    mygrain Friend to nose goblins everywhere

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2004
    Messages:
    3,660
    Likes Received:
    25
    Location:
    in a cool dry place
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :hail: :hail: :hail:
     
  10. aprilraven

    aprilraven TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2005
    Messages:
    5,135
    Likes Received:
    190
    Location:
    location, location
    hey mr hobbes, suhr...do ya reckon ya might mosey on down and visit with yar kin anytime soon??? its pert'ainer hot 'nough to fry a pie on the porch... ya may wanna reconsider the visitation if'n you've a mind ta...
    just some friendly ad-vice ifn ya was trekkin down south to sit a spell...
    its so hot, the mice are doin' back strokes in the troughs....the pigs have taken to the yankee country..they are headed to NORTH little rock...!! and the flies dont have the "want to" to light on the cow patties.... its hotter than a two pe**erd billy goat.

    ( miss home now, dont ya??? your welcome... now you know why you left!!)
     
  11. hobbes28

    hobbes28 Incredible Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2004
    Messages:
    4,807
    Likes Received:
    41
    Location:
    at work...
    We be thankin bout comin down yonder sumtime... I ain't shure we's gone come thar durin moe ski toe seeson in account we don't need no EEE. If'n we's plan our travlin round them hills, whar bouts should we add a waterin hole stop so we can have us a shin dig?
     
  12. danalec99

    danalec99 TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2004
    Messages:
    8,345
    Likes Received:
    68
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    the finest thread I've come accross in a loong loong time! :biglaugh:
     

Share This Page

Search tags for this page

arkansas farm boy

,

arkansas farm photography

,

farm boy uncut