Arsenic over the counter

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  1. Fangman

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    Arsenic
    A woman walks into a pharmacy, strolls over to the counter,
    and catches the pharmacist's attention. "Can I please get
    some arsenic?" she asks. "Arsenic? What do you want
    arsenic for?" asks the pharmacist. "It's for my husband,"
    she replies. "Your husband?" exclaims the pharmacist, "I
    hope you don't mean what I think you mean!" She just nods.
    "Well, lady," he replies, "I'm an honest man. I can't sell you
    arsenic, I wouldn't if I could, and I don't know what made you
    think you could just stroll into a respectable store and expect
    me to sell you arsenic!" She doesn't say a word. She just
    reaches into her purse, fishes out a photograph, and hands it
    to the pharmacist. It is a picture of her husband, in bed with
    the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist slowly looks up over
    the counter, and then straight at her. "Lady," he says, "why
    didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"
     
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    Good one!


    [​IMG] (Was there a 'repeat' on the prescription??)
     
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    :) lol hehehe
     
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    Haha, I really like it!
     
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    hahah nice
     
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    That's funny. I like.
     

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