Aussie Drivers

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  1. Xmetal

    Xmetal TPF Noob!

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    One hand on wheel, one hand on horn
    NEWCASTLE

    One hand on wheel, middle finger out window
    ALBURY

    One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic
    SYDNEY

    One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator
    CANBERRA

    One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap
    MELBOURNE

    Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
    ADELAIDE, but driving in SYDNEY

    One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic
    BRISBANE

    One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window
    DARWIN

    Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, roo tails attached to antenna
    QUEANBEYAN

    Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 50 km per hour on the Pacific Highway in the left lane, with the left blinker on
    GOLD COAST

    One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister
    HOBART
     
  2. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    :shock: :lol: :biglaugh: hahahahaha!!!!
    That's hilarious!! I've never seen it before!!! and so so true! :lol:

    CAIRNS: One hand on wheel, foot flat to the floor, all indicators and mirrors either broken or 'choose' not to use, other hand out window cursing at japanese tourists and j-walking pedestrians!
     
  3. clarinetJWD

    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    Wow... somehow I never want to drive in Australia :lol:
     
  4. jstuedle

    jstuedle No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    I've seen the same thing in reference to American drivers. Just plug in Kentucky, New York, Florida, and so on. It can be made funny and telling anywhere.
     

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