Bah! Women... cyclists!

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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    My sister decided to tag along on a bike ride. It's been ten years or so since she last graced a saddle with her sweaty butt cheeks. I tried to be patient but by the end doing 3mph at places where I do 15mph normally got a bit frustrating. We were out for almost two hours and only went five miles. :mrgreen:

    Highlights? Riding behind her and seeing a big dog take a bite out her arse. And hearing her fall off behind me and turning around to see her looking rather embarrassed. Why'd she fall off? "I had a fly hit my eye", "oh, don't tell me, you took your hand off to swipe it away didn't you?" "erm, yes :blushing:" "Oh, go on, you took both hands off?", "...... :oops: Yes". Aww, I love making fun of people when they do silly things. My stomach was killing me from laughing too hard. :twisted: :mrgreen:

    I'll fiddle with her bike tomorrow because it's in need of some attention. She wants to go again despite it hurting to sit down at the moment. :mrgreen:
     
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    hahahaha I know what she feels about hurting when sitting :) a few days back I dig my bike from a basement and I was rather suprised... no spiders webs and so on... I did 18 kilometers then... and couldn't sit for the next 2 days :/ but fortunately I took my glasses so no fly in my eye:p
     
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    How exactly are you going to "fix" her bike? Brakes? Steering? Loose pedals? :lol:
     
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    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Ha ha ha ha!!! That's so funny :lol: ... poor thing though. Big dogs are scary. :shock:
     
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    Ah...just what every woman needs....a bratty brother to help with her bike and laugh at her at the same time! :lol:
     
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    I advised her to take her sunglasses for that reason, so she did. Except they don't do much when perched on top of your head do they? :mrgreen:

    I think her brakes need oiling. :twisted: :mrgreen:

    Well, at least it'd mean I would have to keep my hand on mine when we're going downhill so that I don't lose her. A good 100 metres before you need to brakes she's already slowing down. :biglaugh:

    She didn't slow down as she went past him. She kept going with her little feet spinning around like mad ebcause she couldn't change gear. Plus she had a jumper flapping around her arse. I think the dog saw it and tried to play with it. Serves her right. :p And she wore a decent pair of jeans to go along muddy tracks. :mrgreen:

    Oi! What do you mean bratty?!?! :grumpy:
    Although, I am laughing at her a bit too much aren't I?

    Still.... :biglaugh:
     
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    Oooh great idea! I think I'll do some "maintenance" on my wife's bike too!:badangel: :chatty:
     

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