Beer joke

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    [SIZE=-1]After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." [/SIZE]
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    :lol: badum-ch!
     
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    even I could understand it!
    how funny!
     
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    I'm gonna make myself unpopular here, but I'm not a huge fan of Guinness. I mean, it's not bad, but I prefer other stouts. But I like most of all IPAs. MMMM. Hops.
     
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    .....I'll take a chick drink.

    Not a beer fan. :p Though Joe has gotten me to taste a lot of different beers, and I'll admit that I some of them didn't make me gag. :p
     
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    I'm so using this one when I'm next down the pub. I'm the only one that likes guinness :D
     

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