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  1. voodoocat

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    TPF Press Wednesday 08.18.2004

    Staff Writer
    voodoocat


    Our TPF Press photographer caught this scene on Wednesday afternoon at the ranch of Fifi. Fifi's daughters were discovered in the aftermath of their night of boozing and smoking marijuana. The alleged attack appears to have happened at 9:04 am when the two woke up with "the munchies". With this latest news the polls should swing in Odin's favor. Stay tuned for up to the minute coverage on decision '04.

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  2. Osmer_Toby

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    aaaaaarrrrrggggggggg!!!! i've been scooped!!! :pissed:
     
  3. Karalee

    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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    :lmao: ya snooze ya lose
     
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    The Davis Gazette 8/18/2004

    In Response to- by Seamore Butts

    For the first time in the race for the mascot, the Odin campaign takes the first swing and a miss by tresspassing on the Fifi house hold to take a picture of his legitimate daughters. The reporter went on to say that the girls were born out of acts of drinking heavily and smoking pot. When confronted Mr. Fifi responded by saying "I am dissapointed that the Odin campaign would go to these lengths to try and hurt me and my campaign" he says. In another statement Fifi says "I will not go to these same lengths, if I win its from people liking me for who I am, and I know the people in the forum know me and my partner Mr. Davis."

    In further research the girls were born with his X-wife Fluffy when they were married. He said there was wine involved but he was not high."
     
  5. terri

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    In A Related Story.... from The Georgia Pugzette

    Odin has received disturbing intelligence that the Fifi campaign may not be what it appears to be. Fifi himself was seen (by a source who prefers to remain anonymous, saying only, "I cain't trust that grinning feline.") attempting to have sex with a squirrel in Central Park.

    Odin, already seriously upset that Fifi rejected his offer to be his running mate, is currently in seclusion analyzing this and other pieces of intelligence that he says "Offer less a pretty picture than one of Fifi himself".

    Stay tuned. :shock:
     
  6. MDowdey

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    geez guys, please just step away from the monitor and get some fresh air....please?


    ,md
     
  7. graigdavis

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  8. terri

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    Why would we do that? :p
     
  9. MDowdey

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    because you guys have lost your noodles...bad.

    md
     
  10. Sharkbait

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    Nucking futs, the whole lot of you!
     
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    New breaking news! One of Fifi's own supporters accuses his daughters of eating a new rival candidate! The rival candidate's management team assures us he is ok, but what does this say about Fifi and his family? Potential candidate eaters... sickos...
     
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    The king of porn??? :shock:
     

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