Breeding Bulls

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  1. vonnagy

    vonnagy have kiwi, will travel...

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    A man took his wife to the A&P Agriculture Show and one of the
    exhibits was that of breeding bulls .

    They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This
    bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs
    and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

    They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that
    said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband
    and said, That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from
    him."

    They walked further, and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,
    "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and
    said, That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
    one."

    The husband looked at her and said,

    "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

    == Joke 2 =====================================================

    Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, took off his glasses and said to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the first guy. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," said the second guy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    "Jeez," said the first guy. "I have no idea."

    "Well, then," said the second guy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?
     
  2. mrsid99

    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    I don't wish to know that...kindly leave the forum!
     
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  4. karissa

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    :cokespit: :lmao: Bahaahahahahahahaha! :cheer:

    However that first one man.... not funny.... Mmmm... if that where my guy.. oh man.. he would have been hurt'n! :gun: :whip:
     

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