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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    A man was walking home alone one foggy night when behind him he hears:



    BUMP...




    BUMP...





    BUMP...






    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.





    BUMP...






    BUMP...






    BUMP...







    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him






    FASTER...






    FASTER...







    BUMP...








    BUMP. ..







    BUMP...






    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.









    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping











    clappity-BUMP...







    clappity-BUMP...







    clappity-BUMP...






    on his heels, the terrified man runs.






    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.










    Bumping and clapping toward him.





    The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
    but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



















    and,

















    (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)



























    The coffin stops!
     
  2. Antarctican

    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    There should be a law against puns as bad as that!!!!!










    :lol:
     
  3. BoblyBill

    BoblyBill TPF Noob!

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    lol
     
  4. Artograph

    Artograph TPF Noob!

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    :biglaugh:
     
  5. Jeff Canes

    Jeff Canes No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    don't encourage him
     
  6. bigtwinky

    bigtwinky No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    that is so horrible its funny... and I just sent it to my coworkers. :)
     
  7. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    You git! :mrgreen:
     
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