Chat up lines

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  1. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Chat up lines are probably the hardest things to get right...so what are your chat up lines?
    Yes this is another game...and yes im bored...but id like to here all your chat up lines...and especially if any girls use chat up lines on guys.

    So...chat up away! :D
     
  2. Xmetal

    Xmetal TPF Noob!

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    Nice Pants, Can i see 'em on the floor?

    Nice Shoes, wanna f*ck? (this one has worked for a mate of mine...serious!)

    I'll think of some others as time passes. :)
     
  3. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    do you wash your pants in windex? cause i can really see my self in them.


    (looks for clothing tags on female) female : "what are you doing" male : "looking for the made in heaven tag"

    And my favorite...i think this came from Joshua Tree(maybe voodoo) "DOES THIS SMELL LIKE ETHER TO YOU?"


    md
     
  4. Alison

    Alison Swiss Army Friend Supporting Member

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    :lol: Yup, that was Voods and I would have fallen for it! :lmao:
     
  5. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    When I was at College my American tutor was fond of: As long as I've got a face, honey, you've got somewhere to sit.

    'What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this' is an old favourite.

    Actually it seems to be not what you say but what you look like and how you say it that makes the difference. If someone likes the look of you you can say just about anything and it will work (with the exception of 'you look just like my Mum'. I actually heard a guy say that once. The girl chinned him).
     
  6. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    "hey my tongue needs a company, and yours is very attractive"
    :D:D
     
  7. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Id fall for it....
     
  8. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    " You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions??"

    Now lets get one thing straight here....i've never used this pick up line. ever.
     
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    tempra TPF Noob!

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    Methinks the lady doth protest too much! ;)
     
  10. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    haha, i have no idea what you're talking about..
     
  11. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Hey! You're Scottish. You just chin the guy and carry him back to your place. (The chat-up line 'Hey you. Has your mother got a sewing machine?' normally accompanies this)
     
  12. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    Hertz, you're going to hold this scottish thing against me forever, aren't you? :D
     

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