Chatting up at the supermarket.

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  1. darich

    darich TPF Noob!

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    i was in the supermarket the other day, standing in the queue to pay for my stuff and i noticed the girl in front had single servings of everything.
    eg 1 pint of milk. 1 can of beans. 1 loaf of bread. 1 packet of biscuits etc.
    I was a bit bored (hence checking out her shopping) and decided to strike up a chat with her
    "Are you single?" i asked.
    "Yes!" she replied. i could tell by the tone of her voice she was a bit surprised, probably that i had spoken to her but also that i was right.
    "How did you guess?" she asked. "Is it because I have only one of each item in my basket?"
    She was obviously keen on the conversation continuing.
    "No" i answered.
    She looked confused.


    "It's because you're ugly"

    :lol:
     
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    olya TPF Noob!

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    How cruel you are!
    Actually I heard this anecdote long time ago. But in Russian. That's curious that there are some jokes that are known in all parts of the world.
     
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    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    and people say my jokes are bad!
     
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    darich TPF Noob!

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    It's funnier when you tell it rather than read it.
    And throw in the odd expletive!!!

    It is an old one though!
     
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    zendianah TPF Noob!

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    :clap: :clap: who doesn't love twins.. :)
     

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