i was in the supermarket the other day, standing in the queue to pay for my stuff and i noticed the girl in front had single servings of everything. eg 1 pint of milk. 1 can of beans. 1 loaf of bread. 1 packet of biscuits etc. I was a bit bored (hence checking out her shopping) and decided to strike up a chat with her "Are you single?" i asked. "Yes!" she replied. i could tell by the tone of her voice she was a bit surprised, probably that i had spoken to her but also that i was right. "How did you guess?" she asked. "Is it because I have only one of each item in my basket?" She was obviously keen on the conversation continuing. "No" i answered. She looked confused. "It's because you're ugly"