Children's Words of Wisdom

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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these please keep in mind that these are six year old first graders because the last one is classic!

    1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.

    2. Strike while the.......................................bug is close.

    3. It's always darkest before....................Daylight Saving Time.

    4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites.

    5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... how?

    6. Don't bite the hand that ................... looks dirty.

    7. No news is................................................impossible.

    8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr.

    9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.

    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning.

    11. Love all, trust .................................... me.

    12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pig.

    13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.

    14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.

    15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.

    16. A penny saved is ................................. not much.

    17. Two's company, three's ...................... the Musketeers.

    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you but cry and .......you have to blow your nose.

    20. There are none so blind as .................... Stevie Wonder.

    21. Children should be seen and not ........... spanked or grounded.

    22. If at first you don't succeed .................... get new batteries.

    23. You get out of something only what you ....... see in the picture on the box.

    24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the way.

    And the WINNER!

    25. Better late than ................................pregnant.
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    10 , 14, 18 and the last one just made me laugh loudly :) those are great... kids sometimes are smarter than anyone else :D:D
     
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    fadingaway1986 I Burn Easily :(

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    hehehehe. funny!
     
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    LilCujo the quiet troublemaker! Supporting Member

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    LMAO!!! those are fargin funny....

    My oldest niece when she was like 3 or 4, my dad showed her a rock and said "Look Tawny, a diamond". She looks at him with this look like uhh huh..and tells him, " Your confused papa". just about wet myself over that one...
     
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    Hamish Robb TPF Noob!

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    Great quotes!
     

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