Last night was funny as hell! We (my mum, me, murfbag, Em and John) are all sitting there in the pub with the lights off, watching TV and someone knocks on the door. We don't answer it. Fron that point on we decide to be a little more covert about the whole deal - this results in John SAS rolling accross the pub floor in order to avoid being seen by anyone at the door, just coz he needed the toilet. This, we decided, was stupidly funny, so, when we DID finally start letting people in, we made them all SAS roll accross the pub floor - or they weren't gonna get served hah! AND what was funnier, is that they DID!! They all SAS rolled across the floor hah - dave rolled into the bar stools, hah...****in hell, it was like a sceen out of spaced in here last night. I haven't laughed so much in ages. I havent puked up so much in ages either - mum gave me black sambuca and i hate sambuca but i drank it anyways and i remember **** all from a certain point last night - i apparently tried to blow up the kitchen by putting mince pies in the microwave in the tin foil AND i made some disgusting gravy coz i apparently wanted food and decided to eat some lamb, but i never ate it, its still on the plate. As for the mince pies, my mums asked me what the hell im doin putting mince pies in the microwave for like 3 minutes and im all like I DONT EVEN LIKE MINCE PIES!! Haha...what a ****in idiot. That was a ****in funny as hell christmas! My sister STILL hasn't given birth. She'd due tomorrow! DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What did you get up to?