Coffee People Bill of Rights

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  1. oriecat

    oriecat work in progress

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    This is printed on the cups where I get my lattes. I like it, so I share...

    1. People of Coffee, you have certain rights. Among these are the Rights of Spring, the Right to Peace, Freedom, & Coffee. In that order.

    2. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to become an attorney. If you cannot become an attorney, someone will become one for you.

    3. You have the right to wander, in your own way, the Garden of Hydraulics that is espresso.

    4. You have the right to form your own opinions. You may even have the right to address the nation tonight during the dinner hour. Check local listings.

    5. You have the right to expect freedom from backtalk. However, seen from outer space much of the globe appears to be blue. Therefore, O Wanderer, speak softly to us.

    6. Coffee isn't always the answer. Certainly not. But it remains a beautiful question we are inclined to ask.
     
  2. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    min, lay off the caffiene.


    please.


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    md
     
  3. mrsid99

    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    I want to know what's in that coffee and where can I get some?
     
  4. karissa

    karissa The Untitled

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    mmmmmm... coffeeeeee
     
  5. oriecat

    oriecat work in progress

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    Coffee is my friend!!!

    :smileys:
     
  6. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Leave Mindy alone!!!!!! :x

    She has a quote by Paul McCartney, which clearly marks her as an intelligent, intuitive being. :p
     
  7. Osmer_Toby

    Osmer_Toby TPF Noob!

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    ya, been meaning to comment on that quote, mind- love it!
    as for her being intelligent and intuitive, well, we knew that a long time ago...
     
  8. oriecat

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    Ah thanks guys! :) Yeah, I popped my Flowers in the Dirt tape into the bug the other day and I just love that line from We Got Married.
     

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