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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    Imagine if all major brands & retailers started making their own condoms and
    keeping the same tagline...

    Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

    FCUK condoms - no comment required.

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hardwork.

    Hanfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30
    minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
     
  2. Karalee

    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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    I remember the kiwi had a few of those.... complete with the actual condom wrapper. Very funny :lol:
     
  3. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    MacDonalds - I'm lovin' it.
    Cinzanno - any time, any place, any where.
    Kodak - it's a Kodak moment.
     
  4. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    What about Milk? "Does a body good!"
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    ... heh and what about Mentos commercial and tagline? ... The Freshmaker...
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Hmmm... mint flavoured condoms. They've probably been made. I've even seen Pina colada flavour and lager & lime...
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Yes, there are mint ones...er..I mean...yeah, I'm sure there are mint ones. As well as chocolate, banana, cherry....
     
  8. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Cherry? Surely if you were using a condom then you wouldn't still have a che... oh, flavour. Right!
     
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    kelox TPF Noob!

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    Hertz, I have got to hang out with you sometime my man. :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:
     
  10. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Do not try the licorice ones. They are a health hazard. :puke2:
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    What about the glow in the dark one's?
     
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    Holden Condoms - Drive On :twisted:

    Ford Condoms - Can't Get Enough of This
     

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