Cookies (joke)

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette-sprinkled cookies wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom. With even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame and gazed into the kitchen.

    Were if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette-sprinkled cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted, meticulous and organized love of his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife...

    "Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."
     
  2. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    :( thats harsh! :p
     
  3. Picksure

    Picksure TPF Noob!

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    But funny............... ;)
     
  4. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Hahahahaha!!!! I mean..aaaaw!!! That poor guy!
     
  5. LittleMan

    LittleMan TPF Noob!

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    ...... that's soooooo bad..... but it is funny..... :lmao:
     
  6. Andrea K

    Andrea K TPF Noob!

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    wow that sucks :lmao:
     
  7. Scurra

    Scurra TPF Noob!

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    hehe good stuff... I think my mum might be like that ;)
     
  8. fadingaway1986

    fadingaway1986 I Burn Easily :(

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    hehehehehehe. very funny
     
  9. thebeginning

    thebeginning TPF Noob!

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    i want a cookie now.
     

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