Country Western Song Titles (real ones)

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
    (these are real)

    -Do You Love As Good As You Look?
    -Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
    -Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
    -Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
    -How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    -I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
    -I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    -I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
    -I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
    -I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
    -I Wanna Whip Your Cow
    -I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
    -I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    -I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
    -I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
    -If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
    -If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
    -If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
    -If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
    -If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
    -Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
    -May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
    -My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
    -My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
    -My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
    -Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
    -She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
    -She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
    -Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
    -They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
    -Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
    -When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
    -You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
    -You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
    -You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
    -You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
    -You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
     
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    Oh yeah ... *prints this out* !
     
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    "You're the reason our kids are so ugly"

    :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Personal fave: "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"

    evil good fun..... :)
     
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    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    These are my favs' :D
     
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    Well with Jimmy Buffet considering himself "country" these days I guess you could add . . .

    "Why Don't We Get Drunk, And Screw"
     
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    i kid you not, my dad's been singing that around me for years.
     
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    Sexy Carlita gots freckles? They must be sexy on her :D
     

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