Criminal Joke!

Scurra · May 9, 2005

Ok anyone from the UK may have seen this recently on a Peter Kay show but what the hell:

Man 1 is walking down the street with a woman on his back, when he sees man 2.

Man 2: where are you going?

Man 1: to a fancy dress party!

Man 2: what as?

Man 1: A snail!

Man 2: Who's she? (pointing to the woman on the mans back)

Man 1: That's Michelle!

I'm sorry but it made me laugh

Artemis · May 9, 2005

Scurra said:
Ok anyone from the UK may have seen this recently on a Peter Kay show but what the hell:

Man 1 is walking down the street with a woman on his back, when he sees man 2.

Man 2: where are you going?

Man 1: to a fancy dress party!

Man 2: what as?

Man 1: A snail!

Man 2: Who's she? (pointing to the woman on the mans back)

Man 1: That's Michelle!

I'm sorry but it made me laugh

Thats terrible...just terrible...

MDowdey · May 9, 2005

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

mentos_007 · May 9, 2005

no no no! it's not terrible coz I don't get it!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeee

Unimaxium · May 9, 2005

mentos_007 said:
no no no! it's not terrible coz I don't get it!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeee

Ditto

Meysha · May 9, 2005

mentos said:
no no no! it's not terrible coz I don't get it!!!!

Scurra said:
Ok anyone from the UK may have seen this recently on a Peter Kay show but what the hell:

Man 1 is walking down the street with a woman on his back, when he sees man 2.

Man 2: where are you going?

Man 1: to a fancy dress party!

Man 2: what as?

Man 1: A snail!

Man 2: Who's she? (pointing to the woman on the mans back)

Man 1: That's Michelle!

I'm sorry but it made me laugh

It's a play on words and a silly joke. hehe But it's funny in two ways.
The second guy is stupid because he can't tell that the girl is pretending to be the first guys "shell". The First guy is stupid because he actually says her name "Michelle" instead of "She's my shell[/]"

Play on words with michelle and my shell. Because snails have shells and sometimes people change "my" to "me" as slang, which sounds like the 'mi' in michelle.
He hehehe. funny ey?