Dachshund joke

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  1. photong

    photong Typo Queen

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    I only like it because of thr dachshund part of the joke :)

    The Dachshund

    Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
    down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
    would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

    Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
    dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They
    selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

    After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world
    had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody
    could get near it.

    When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
    looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
    Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

    When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage,
    and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and
    leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund--- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its
    mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left
    of his dog at all.

    Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best
    people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

    "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
    surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weiner
    dog."
     
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    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    ROFL :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lol:
     
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    fadingaway1986 I Burn Easily :(

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    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hehehehehehehehe :D:DD
     
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    Jeff Canes No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    :lmao: :biglaugh: :lol: :D :lmao: :wav:
     
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    thebeginning TPF Noob!

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    to disrupt the barrage of smileys and comments filled with alot of typed laughter:

    lol.
     

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