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  1. photogoddess

    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
    colonoscopies:

    1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
    before!"

    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

    4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

    5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

    6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

    7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

    8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

    10. "Hey Doc , let me know if you find my dignity."

    11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

    12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

    And the best one of them all...

    13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
    there."
     
  2. Big Mike

    Big Mike I am Big, I am Mike Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :lol:
     
  3. vonnagy

    vonnagy have kiwi, will travel...

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    :LOL: :lmao: :LOL: :smileys:
     
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    aggiezach Yup...

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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



    Zach :D
     
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    Sharkbait TPF Noob!

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    Love that last one!
     
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    Sharkbait TPF Noob!

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    You know, you only have to be worried during the proctological exam if you feel both the doctor's hands on your shoulders. :shock:
     
  7. aggiezach

    aggiezach Yup...

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  8. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :smileys: :smileys:

    Good ones!
     
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    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lmao: :LOL: :lmao: :LOL: :lmao:
     
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    ferny TPF Noob!

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    7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
     
  11. Lula

    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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  12. Luminosity

    Luminosity No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    LOL those are goooooood ! :LOL:
     

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