Death Psychic

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  1. photogoddess

    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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  2. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    If that's one of those things that predicts when you are supposed to die, I refuse to click on it.
     
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    Kent Frost TPF Noob!

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    Not when, but how.

    I supposedly "blow my brains out with a shotgun".
     
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    aprilraven TPF Noob!

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    [​IMG] A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly.

    guess its better than a broken heart....

    whats that psychic's name??? i may hex him first...
     
  5. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I probably told him how dumb I think the game is....he had issues..... :biglaugh:
     
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    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    Here's mine :D

    After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.
     
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    Chiller Mental case

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    "While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries. "

    Nice.. This actually happend when I was a young buck. I was with my dad...and I was aboot 5. My boot lace got stuck, and I ended up with 3 adults yanking me off the escalator, while we all watched the boot eating escalator chew at my boot. Now I gotta die that way. :grumpy:
     
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    While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.

    I'm so not getting married.
     
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    "After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants."

    :er:

    I guess JonMikal will have to take everything into the dry cleaners.
     
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    OK...now anyone that hangs out here in the OT will get a kick out of this.
    Man I so hope it's not true :lmao:


    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
     
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    While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.

    if such is fate... :(
     
  12. scoob

    scoob I have seen the writing on the wall

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    While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

    :meh:
     

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