I thought it would be fun to start a devil's dictionary with photography terms. I'll kick it off with a few definitions: Strobist- One who thinks he/she can conquer the ****ing universe with e/i-TTL and defies anyone to disagree. Second Shooter- A wedding photographers *****. Professional- One who calls him/herself a professional. GWC- a) Guy With Camera b) One who poses as a photographer in order to photograph nude or semi-nude women and then masturbates to his own portfolio. MWC- a) Mom With Camera b) Someone who excitedly explains how cute the photo of her child playing with a dog turd in the back yard is. c) Someone who only takes photos of their children. D40- Camera named after 40 things its terrible at shooting.