Devil's Dictionary

Bellows - A device used by old photographers, the purpose is still unknown.
 
Myspace photo - A self portrait photo usually taken with the camera up high facing down towards the subject. Kissing/serious/emo faces usually apply. (Shiny stardust text is optional)
 
Bellows - A device used by old photographers, the purpose is still unknown.

:lol: I have a bellows

APS - Antiquated "Pics" System

Hobbiest - the guy in the park taking pictures of trees

Professional - the guy with the black camera in a white room

P&S - (Piss and Shit), A substandard application of a dSLR and/or compact camera
 
Watermark - The official seal of a professional photographer of any skill level (ie - John Smith Photography). Aspiring amateurs must prove their professionalism and skill by installing a watermark on the lower corner of an image. Generally speaking, a larger watermark signifies a greater degree of professionalism.
 
Kenrockwell.com - THE leading authority on all things photography.

Lens Hood - A peice of plastic used by 'Professionals' to make their cameras bigger and call more attention to themselves.
 
FAQ - A compilation of resourceful information designed to help people who don't use FAQ's
 
Megapixel - Single-handedly THE most important factor in choosing a digital camera. Having less than 10 megapixels reportedly renders the images unusable.

*looks down and shakes head* those poor poor film shooters :p
 
Reg - The art of responding to the poster in a snippy and deprecating fashion.

(Warning: "Regging" the OP can throw threads into disarray and/or a locked state)
 
Peanut Slave- An optical trigger so cheap that you won't feel bad about eating it when it fails. Great snack for sports photographers at baseball games.
 
JPEG - The best format to use in photography. JPEG format has no equals.

RAW
- The best format to use in photography. RAW format has no equals.

Nikon - The best and most popular manufacturer of DSLR cameras. Nikon products have no equals.

Canon - The best and most popular manufacturer of DSLR cameras. Canon products have no equals.
 

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