Do What??

hey pallie, isnt that hotter than a two p*tterd billy goat???

and you gotta love poor than job's turkey....
or poor as a church mouse....
blacker than the ace of spades...

when your doing real well... your sh*ttin' in high cotton...
or if your really doing well... your eating high on the hawg...

snow is a**hole deep to a tall injun'......( we are indian, so please dont take offense.)
colder than a well diggers rear....

what about well i'll be dad blamed.....( you think there is something there about fatherhood??)

bumfuzzeled?? ever hear that?

my father used to say:
i've been to a state fair, a county fair, a howg calling, goat ropin', and a road paving, and never seen anything like that before........( always made me bust out laughing..)

oooh... and that poor guy's teeth were so bad, he could eat corn thru a pick-ed fence...
 
"He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."
or a variation "he doesn't know his ass from his elbow".
 
you know, some of these i say daily and dont think of them as things to jot down...

funny ole world, 'eh?

thanks for adding all of ya'lls ......its so great to read these...ya'll have cracked me up..

oh...and i forgot this one,

butter my butt and call me a biscuit......

"and what does that have to do with the price of eggs in china???"
 
aprilraven said:
butter my butt and call me a biscuit......

Please ... I'm begging ... don't make me go there ... :lol:



aprilraven said:
"and what does that have to do with the price of eggs in china???"

It's tea, babe ... tea. :wink: you should know since we pay the property taxes at Sonic!! :lol:
 
anicole said:
Please ... I'm begging ... don't make me go there ... :lol:





It's tea, babe ... tea. :wink: you should know since we pay the property taxes at Sonic!! :lol:


amen, sister on the tea tax...but you live a little north of me, so i guess you may say tea...we all have said eggs in china... tea is just to....normal for me.
(leave it alone, pallie... i have you tomorrow all day..and i will be driving!!)
 
Smells like a hooker at a garden party
Off like a brides garter belt.
More fun then a barrel of monkeys...(still dont get that one).
 
Chiller said:
More fun then a barrel of monkeys...(still dont get that one).

I don't think I could think of anything more fun than a barrel of monkeys...well maybe two barrels... :lmao:
 
Chiller said:
Smells like a hooker at a garden party

oh hell ... just spit more tea through my nose!



quicker than a 16 year old's first time in the back seat
 
anicole said:
quicker than a 16 year old's first time in the back seat

Rofl! Now it's my turn, I got latte out my nose. Bloody heck.

Here's my personal favorite... "sticks out like a wookie at an ewok family reunion"
 
Verbal said:
Rofl! Now it's my turn, I got latte out my nose. Bloody heck.

Here's my personal favorite... "sticks out like a wookie at an ewok family reunion"

Uh oh! NERD ALERT! NERD ALERT! (don't worry, that just means you're like us)
 
core_17 said:
Uh oh! NERD ALERT! NERD ALERT! (don't worry, that just means you're like us)

Oh my... You have NO idea.

What if I told you that when I wake up, I'm staring into the underbelly of the Mellinium Falcon?
 
Verbal said:
Oh my... You have NO idea.

What if I told you that when I wake up, I'm staring into the underbelly of the Mellinium Falcon?


i'd say, sounds like heaven..........

loved the wookie thing, never heard that.....cool!

oh..and tea or latte thru the nose...??? guess we are just having another day in paradise...

livin the dream.....
 

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