Do you work hard? Give 100%

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  1. Dandy-Warhol

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    What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than
    100%. How about achieving 103%?

    Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
    X Y Z were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
    20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

    H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be:
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,

    K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    but,

    A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    however - -

    B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

    A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!


    ISN'T POLITICS WONDERFUL???????????????????????
     
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  3. Dandy-Warhol

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    I almost forgot the absolute winner:

    S-L-E-E-P-I-N-G-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-B-O-S-S

    19+12+5+5+16+9+14+7+24+9+20+10+20+10+5+2+15+19+19 = 221%

    :lol:
     
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    I seriously thought this was going to be a poll about who works hard. :lol:
     
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    Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh Dandy, I needed it.
     
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    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    Gonna print that one off for sure. :D
     
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    hahaha!! Good one!

    Ass Kidding has mroe letters so it has a better chance of getting a higher mark. I think. I didn't count of course, I just looked :) lol


    My idea is, if you give 100% you're doing what you're supposed to do, what you were told or said you would. And doing it properly and fully.

    Giving more than 100% is doing extra.

    Like if you have a contractor and they tell you they'll do a great job but won't clean up after themselves...and then they do a great job (or better) but for some reason clean up after themselves than thats over 100%.

    If they did a poor job and cleaned up after themselves even though they said they wouldn't clean up, then that's below 100%...what percentage...I don't know. I'm sure there's a huge mathmatical way of figuring it out and mathmagician is not my job (and not the one you presneted. I mean the real shizzaz).

    That's what I think. It makes sense to meeeeeeeeeeee :)
     
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    :shock: What do you do when you ARE the boss??? :?
     
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    Play with yourself? :shock: :p :oops:
     
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    Most bosses have bosses of their own right?

    My question is...What if youre the boss...and a guy...or a girl, and you're straight as an arrow....but your boss who is the same gender as you isnt, then what do you do to get your 221%???

    What if theyre opposite gender as you and you're crooked as a broken bone?
     

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