does your computer hiss? (pics)

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  1. JonMikal

    JonMikal TPF Noob!

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    A woman went out to a local computer store to buy a computer that her family wanted her to get so she can e-mail them.


    The salesperson told her that they would deliver the computer, set it up and give her some pointers on using it. If she had any problems later all she had to do was call their "Technical Support" they would talk her through it over the phone or come back to her house to find the problem.


    The sales person asked her if she wanted to purchase 2 years in house warranty, the woman said yes.


    A few months went by,she was getting good at sending and receiving mail and checking the other web sites with only one call to tech support until one day -- She called tech support.


    SUPPORT:"hello, technical support how can I help you"


    LADY: last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down.This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing.


    SUPPORT: I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can.


    When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was,said what happen to it, this is what the technician found wrong.


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  2. mygrain

    mygrain Friend to nose goblins everywhere

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    Talk about aggressive computer viruses...is it dead? poor guy....he was just looking for love in all the wrong places.
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    awww.....did they take him back outside and put him in the cool grass? :) Poor little snakey.

    Geez, I was all set to complain about my pc whirring and twirling so loud here at the office.... :blush: .....never mind. :mrgreen:
     
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    I know my pc prtection helps with worms, but for snakes I think I may need an upgrade. :er:
     
  5. LittleMan

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    OMG!
    That's hillarious! :lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
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    i saw this ages ago :) looks fake to me. probably could happen.
     
  7. fadingaway1986

    fadingaway1986 I Burn Easily :(

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    When my aunty moved houses, they lifted up their tv and a snake skin fell out the back of it... They still don't know where the snake is... But maybe... its still there?
     
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    I wouldn't be calmly taking the computer apart - IN THE HOUSE NO LESS - with a snake sticking out of it!!!
     
  9. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    I concur, id invest in the power of the sledge hammer and big amounts of mace or paint spray...
     
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    I think the snake was pretty much dead when they took the pc apart.
    Pretty nasty way to die though
     

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