Dressing for an Audit (Tax Time)

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Dressing for an Audit...

    [SIZE=-1]A man, called to testify at the IRS asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice and requested some resolution of the dilemma. [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]"Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]"Wear a heavy, long, flannel night-gown that goes right up to your neck." [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]"Wear your most sexy underwear." [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]The man protested, "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" [/SIZE]

    [SIZE=-1]The Rabbi replied, "No matter what you wear my son, you're going to get screwed." [/SIZE]
     
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    Trenton Romulox TPF Noob!

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    Haha. Excellent!

    Good stuff, Mitica.
     
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    Battou No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Nice
     
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    Fishnet stockings, suspenders and a bra :p That'll distract them from your Paula Dean books :p
     

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